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Sean Penn
Summary of offenses
Anti-Feminist? Probably
Homophobe? Unknown
Alleged Rapist?
Other 1 Unknown
Other 2 Unknown
Other 3 Unknown

Sean Penn is

Marriage to Madonna

Penn tied Madonna to a chair and brutally beat her for several hours, she managed to escape when she told him she needed to use the bathroom. He also hit her in the head with a baseball bat.

Dealings with the Paparazzi

Penn repeatedly kicked a paparazzo once and has known to deal with paparazzi in general by shooting at them, dangling them upside down from balconies, and smacking them with rocks.