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Woody Allen
Creep. Do not support him.
Creep. Do not support him.
Summary of offenses
Racist? Implicitly
Anti-Feminist? Implicitly
Homophobe? Unknown
Alleged Rapist? Implicitly
Other 1 Sociopathic vibes
Other 2 Unknown
Other 3 Unknown

Woody Allen is

The Heart Wants What The Heart Wants

I was paternal. She responded to someone paternal. I liked her youth and energy. She deferred to me, and I was happy to give her an enormous amount of decision making just as a gift and let her take charge of so many things. She flourished.

Woody, 79, lovingly talks about his ex-wife Mia Farrow's adopted daughter, who is now his wife. Their 35 year age gap is the least of the issues here. I mean, come on:

Q: You viewed women as temporary fixtures?
A: Yes, temporary, but as I got older and they were humans suffering like I was ... I changed. I learned empathy over the years.

Chester Chester

Allen's adopted daughter Dylan has accused him of molesting her. Which his peers find completely unbelievabledespite him marying his quasi step-daughter. But we know Hollywood is very forgiving . Gotta get them Oscars .

White's Only

We know Allen doesn't like to cast black people. Not even in movies set in Harlem, in a club famous for being a showcase for black entertainers. But he's also OK with yellowface if it's for the art.